RG3Peat: This nickname will be used in February of 2015 when Robert Griffin III has lead the Redskins to their third straight Super Bowl victory.
The Not-So Hopeful:
RG3&Out: This nickname is already being used for Rex Grossman, but I have a feeling we will soon forget that Rex Grossman is even on the team. If RG3 struggles on offense, "clever" people are going to start calling him this and waiting for you to chuckle. Don't chuckle. Don't re-enact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen.
RG3Some: This nickname will be used when we find out that Robert Griffin's personal life has taken a Tiger Woods type of turn. If he succumbs to the terrible disease of sex addiction, this is sure to be one of the goto names
RG3's Company: You must be thinking to yourself that nobody in their right mind would possibly call him this nickname. What if I told you his running game is Janet, the passing game is Chrissy and RG3 loves both so much he can't decide to run or pass. Hyjinx ensue.
The Chevy Chase:
RG3 Amigos: Some terrible person somewhere is going to use this to describe RG3, Pierre Garson, and Fred Davis, or some other combination of players. Hopefully when that happens it means there are a lot of touchdowns happening.
Worst Case (Lol):
RG3 Strkes: This name will be used because there is a small chance Roger Godell will incorporate a 3 strikes rule where you are banned by the NFL if you commit some offense three times. The way things are going, this offense could be "stiff-arming" or something really weak. So when that happens and RG3 is banned from the league forever, we will use this nickname.
We will have plenty of time to see all these names and more, so let's just hope that the nicknames are on the positive side and the RG3Skins are winning...